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Old May 20, 2008, 08:17 AM // 08:17   #121
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To each his own xD.

Are you going to touch my body, put me on the floor, wrestle me around and play with me some more ?

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Old May 20, 2008, 08:36 AM // 08:36   #122
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no... NO...NONONONONONOOOOOOOooooo *runs of screaming*


why do you ask?
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Old May 20, 2008, 09:15 AM // 09:15   #123
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because listening to way too many useless pop songs turns you insane ^^

are you the joker or the fool?
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Old May 20, 2008, 10:18 AM // 10:18   #124
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I am the murderer of the joker and the torturer of the fool.

Isnt that obvious?
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Old May 20, 2008, 10:29 AM // 10:29   #125
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well, that would depend on how many boxes of cornflakes I have eaten for breakfast on any particular day.

today is tuesday, so what is a cookie?
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Old May 20, 2008, 10:35 AM // 10:35   #126
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cook on office kitchen in easter = cookie

why is tuesday tuesday and not wednesday?
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Old May 20, 2008, 12:04 PM // 12:04   #127
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Not quite true. Tuesday is wednesday in a different time zone

Did i make any sense?
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Old May 20, 2008, 12:16 PM // 12:16   #128
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More or less.

Why are croissants so awesome?
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Old May 20, 2008, 12:34 PM // 12:34   #129
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because they are crispy on the outside and soft on the inside, like I am.

if 12=56 and 45=89, then 134=?
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Old May 20, 2008, 12:46 PM // 12:46   #130
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i dunno, i left my brain at home today

Why do you want me to do your homework?? :P
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Old May 20, 2008, 12:49 PM // 12:49   #131
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because homework sucks





Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
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Old May 20, 2008, 12:50 PM // 12:50   #132
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well, it depends who's watching.

if the cake is a lie, then the mousse is a.....?
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Old May 20, 2008, 12:51 PM // 12:51   #133
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fake




What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil?
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Old May 20, 2008, 12:52 PM // 12:52   #134
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yummy chocolaty goodness

So, i take it you are giving away pie?
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Old May 20, 2008, 12:57 PM // 12:57   #135
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no, because the pie is a traitor, and I executed him.

what happens if I mix a cookie and a torment sword?
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Old May 20, 2008, 01:14 PM // 13:14   #136
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you get a Tormented Cookie and a Chocolate Chip Sword

What do Tormented Cookies sell for these days?
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Old May 20, 2008, 01:19 PM // 13:19   #137
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5g.

WTS?
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Old May 20, 2008, 01:21 PM // 13:21   #138
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pfft 5g..

Are you a fool?
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Old May 20, 2008, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #139
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Only on weekends.

Why weekends?
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It's more acceptable on the weekends.

Don't you work during the week?
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